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web policy verse

(the following were written in response
to SIU's new template policy: all
webpages must have the new SIU template...)

seeing red #1

whatever I wrote
"Copyright Board of Trustees"
you sure you want this?

seeing red #2

old logos vanquished
new template rules in place
forget history!

seeing red #3

put your page content
inside this ugly template
comments: webmaster

seeing red #4

javascript magic
things disappear on mouse-over
tell it to the code!

seeing red #5

we see high noon on
the pulliam clocktower
town's too small for this