Sunday, May 06, 2007
TOEFL HAIKU
1
Peer pressure, panic
Go to SIU in June-
Choose the correct answer!
2
April TOEFL class,
Listening section blah blah
What did the man mean?
3
outside, spring blossome
finish reading section!
c, c, c, c, c!
4
listen to passage
about fishing- do NOT write
on the answer sheet!
5
barbeque on porch,
neighbors drunk on Friday night
long reading section!
6
No eating in pool-
meaning of “pool” in line 1?
Life is a reading question…
7
B and D are wrong,
A and C are possible,
Missing the picnic!
8
That I am the person whose
summer comes to this!
9
Native country code,
fill in the little circles-
slight breeze from window
10
what can be inferred,
asks question forty seven-
brain is at the beach
11
fishing on boat dock,
grammar section on my mind,
mosquito on knee
12
spring smell, flowers’ bloom
attract bees- if bee is right,
a, c and d must be wrong!
13
summer impatience
heard this example before,
neither likes painting!
14
don’t slow down to fix
sandals, race clock, read ev’ry
passage- pencils down!
